I Would Like to Thank All Who Have Supported My Decision to Become an Elderly Black Woman

This has been an especially trying time, and I’m grateful and please for all the support and privacy I have enjoyed.  As you may have heard from my family, friends and press release, I am happy to announce my successful transition from middle-aged white guy to elderly black woman.

NEW YORK, NY – JUNE 25: Actress Marla Gibbs attends “Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Witness Protection” New York Premiere at AMC Lincoln Square Theater on June 25, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)

I have always felt I was an elderly black woman trapped in the body of a white guy.  I always sided with Florence Johnson’s character on The Jefferson’s in her spats with George Jefferson.  (Marla Gibbs is a wonderful actress and a terrific role model.  Her picture shown here. Gosh, if only I could look that good.)

I’m grateful also for the group of African-American men…